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SOLAR SAVE FOUNDATION · EST. 4,600,000,000 BC ·

Solar Save Foundation

OFFICE OF DOCUMENT CONTROL · EST. 4,600,000,000 BC

DOCUMENT
MD-2026-002
CATEGORY
MEDIA
ISSUED
APRIL 2026
LENGTH
18 PAGES, ALL PRESENT

APPROVED FOR REPRODUCTION IN FULL

Press Kit and Approved Facts

1. Purpose and Use

This kit provides media professionals with approved language concerning the Solar Save Foundation. Materials in this kit may be reproduced in full, and the Foundation notices when they are reproduced in part. No permission process exists, because language this carefully prepared is its own permission.

2. Approved Boilerplate

The short form is approved for captions and confined placements. The Solar Save Foundation (EST 4,600,000,000 BC) is a 501(c)(nothing) organization advancing the continued existence of the Sun, the only local star currently served.

The long form is approved for feature coverage. The Solar Save Foundation (EST 4,600,000,000 BC) is a 501(c)(nothing) organization dedicated to the continued existence of the Sun. Through 27 strategic initiatives, 14 stakeholder meetings, and a planning horizon of 4.8 billion years, the Foundation maintains a record of 365 consecutive confirmed solar appearances and 0 extinction events. The Foundation is led by President Margaret E. Halloran and serves 1 local star, which has not acknowledged the relationship. The Foundation remains committed regardless.

3. Approved Facts

The following facts are approved for publication. Each has been confirmed internally, and several have been confirmed externally by the Sun’s continued behavior.

FactCurrent Status
365 consecutive confirmed solar appearancesConfirmed and extending
0 extinction eventsMaintained
1 local star servedAt capacity
27 strategic initiativesAdvancing
14 stakeholder meetingsConvened, minutes ratified
3 approved preliminary bucket rendersThe third is current

Facts not appearing on this list exist, but have not been approved. Media wishing to report additional facts are encouraged to wait.

4. Spokesperson Availability

President Margaret E. Halloran is available for interviews before dusk. Vice President for Public Awareness Gerald Fontaine handles routine inquiries throughout daylight hours, which the Foundation considers all hours worth having. Director of Nighttime Opposition Research Raymond Hollis does not appear on the record after dark, for operational reasons he has documented but not shared. All interviews conclude before sunset, so that every participant can personally verify the day’s final solar position, and in keeping with the precedent of the annual gala, which is held after sunset so the Sun can rest.

5. Photography Guidance

The Sun photographs best from below, an angle the Foundation has confirmed from every available continent. Flash photography is unnecessary, and the Foundation trusts photographers to reason through why. The Moon should not appear in Foundation imagery, as its inclusion implies a parity the record does not support. Photographers are reminded that the Sun does not sign releases, has not acknowledged the relationship, and appears on schedule anyway, an arrangement General Counsel Charles W. Abernathy has reviewed and elected not to disturb.

6. Correction Policy

The Foundation has issued no corrections and remains ready. Correction readiness is drilled quarterly under the supervision of the Office of Public Awareness, and every drill has ended the same way, with nothing to correct and the machinery warm.

QuarterCorrections IssuedReadiness
Q3 20250Confirmed
Q4 20250Confirmed
Q1 20260Confirmed
Q2 20260Confirmed, again

Media identifying an apparent error in Foundation materials are asked to first consider whether the error is theirs. This request has resolved every case to date.

7. A Note on the Name

The Foundation’s name is the Solar Save Foundation, all three words, in the order provided. Coverage that abbreviates, rearranges, or improves the name will be understood, filed, and gently remembered. The mission preceded the name by approximately 4.6 billion years and is expected to outlast every variation the press can produce.